Author Archives: MXH

Chicken

One of life’s little pleasures is a well-roast chicken, juicy enough that it falls off the bone, and wrapped in a crispy, seasoned, flavorful skin. I’m particularly partial to the rotisserie birds from Draeger’s deli section … when just-cooked, they’re … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Plot

“It’s nothing a murder couldn’t fix.”

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GCD, Blocks, and Circularity

There’s an illuminating bug in Friday’s Grand Central Dispatch (GCD) directory monitoring demo which serves as a cautionary tale for anyone interested in using GCD (or blocks in general). It’s sort of a circular reference problem, triggered by the fact … Continue reading

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Soloflex

So, Jerry Lee Wilson’s autobiography has been making the rounds of the intertubes. (You can download the slim volume here.) Wilson is the inventor of the Soloflex and, more significantly, the infomercial. He’s an interesting case study in just how … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: WPP

Government became a witless protection program. (Editorial note: Okay, Google tells me this is an old joke. So sue me.)

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Directory Monitoring and GCD

A reader (@ramsch) writes to call my attention to his post on AAPL’s developer forums (unfortunately you need to log in as a developer to see it … scroll to the bottom of page 2 — reply #38 — if … Continue reading

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Plumbing

Today I replaced a toilet fill valve. I could have called a plumber, of course, but after my alternator experience I decided I’d prefer to do it myself. It was surprisingly gratifying to fix something physical, as opposed to pushing … Continue reading

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Marriage

(Editorial note: This is pretty U.S.- and California-centric.) For the past few years, there’s been a fair bit of chatter about same-sex marriage. Many of those who argue against it speak in terms of “defending marriage”. For instance, the National … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Mountaineers

Waiting pigeons minimized the mountaineers’ achievement.

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Shadowrun

Once upon a time, I played a modest amount of paper-and-pencil Shadowrun. Recently, due to the magic of emulators, I had the opportunity to play (in a totally IP-respecting way, for sure!) both the Genesis and SNES 16-bit Shadowrun games. … Continue reading

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