Author Archives: MXH

High Density Housing

Some people wax rhapsodic in re: the virtues of high density housing. Those people don’t have upstairs neighbors like mine. I hope you’ll indulge me in an open letter to these neighbors. Dear Sir and Madam; Your children’s raucous and … Continue reading

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The Filibuster

There’s been some loose talk recently to the effect that the Senate might change its rules s.t. the filibuster is weakened, and the majority thereby empowered. I would be astonished if this happened in the current Congress; it makes no … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Metamorphosis

Today’s pop starlet: Tomorrow’s trivia question.

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Radio Wrongs

A while back, I heard an ad on the radio that included this gem: The Internet used to be called the World Wide Web. Now, this is wrong in every important respect. The “World Wide Web”, if it refers to … Continue reading

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The Real Reason

Today’s post is going to be a little smug. I can’t help that, but I think there’s a cautionary tale here worth telling. Twitter I thought that Twitter was one of the stupidest ideas I’d ever heard. I was introduced … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Jerk

“A new year!” “On some calendars.”

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Quickie: URL Form Decoding

Here’s a little utility function I use to decode application/x-www-form-urlencoded strings on the iPhone: – (NSDictionary*)extractArguments:(NSString*)raw { NSArray* args = [raw componentsSeparatedByString:@”&”]; NSMutableDictionary* rv = [NSMutableDictionary dictionaryWithCapacity:[args count]]; for (NSString* sPair in args) { NSArray* aPair = [sPair componentsSeparatedByString:@”=”]; NSString* … Continue reading

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ARA General Belgrano

The USS Phoenix (CL-46) was built in Camden, New Jersey, and launched in 1938. She was anchored at Pearl Harbor during the December 7th attack, but was not damaged. She served throughout the Pacific during WWII, receiving 9 battle stars. … Continue reading

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Roy Jones Jr.

I recently had the opportunity to watch tape of the vast majority of Roy Jones Jr.’s fights. Today, a few thoughts on a remarkable career. Overview The conventional wisdom on RJJ is that he was a superlatively physically gifted athlete … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Rain

Rain chased the smarter cats inside.

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