Author Archives: MXH

Tourism Slogans

I’m planning a trip to Columbia later this year, and stopped by (among other sites) the official Proexport Columbia tourism site. There I saw what I take to be Columbia’s official tourism tagline: Columbia, the only risk is wanting to … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Submarine

Three bears investigated the surfaced submarine. (Editorial Note: Another true story.)

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Fightcard Update

AAPL’s approved my latest update of Fightcard, a simple app that you can use to score boxing matches. This version includes some UI tweaks, as well as OpenScoring integration. (OS is a new service with which I’m experimenting.) Fightcard is … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

Walking through a supermarket parking lot, I saw a large, misshapen woman buckling her unfortunate son into his government-mandated child seat. “Now we’re going to wait here for Daddy for about half an hour,” she said. “Just like always.” What … Continue reading

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Tuscon

A few thoughts on the unpleasantness in Tuscon. Libel First of all, the initial attempts to draw a connection between conservative commentators and politicians and the shooting were not only ridiculous, but, in hindsight, transparently disingenuous. Not only was there … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Jesús

Jesús padded the alternator’s diagnosis time. (Editorial Note: True story.)

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Colonization

I like the idea of space exploration. I like the idea of Lunar or Martian colonies. (Interesting question as to whether those those adjectives should be capitalized or not; I guess so, since “Luna” and “Mars” are place names, and … Continue reading

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Comment Spam

Since I turned on comments in mid-December, I’ve accumulated several thousand spam comments. (Hopefully, you haven’t seen any of them.) The signal-to-noise ratio is just crushing, and I need to rethink my approach to the problem. So comments are going … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Plane

Six gunmen hijacked the Moscow flight.

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Simulator Cropping Update

Quoting myself: You may want to extract screenshots from the iPhone simulator, e.g. for submission to the iTunes store. If you take a screenshot of the iPhone simulator’s window (with, say, Cmd-Shift-4 + Space + Left-Click), you end up with … Continue reading

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